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11 More Medical Procedures Hobby Lobby Should Be Able To Deny For “Religious...
On Monday, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5-4 decision that Hobby Lobby and other “closely held” businesses don’t have to provide contraceptives to their female employees because they love Jesus and hate...
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18 Ways To Be Super Patriotic This 4th Of July
Shutterstock 1. Do a patriotic manicure. Nothing says freedom quite like a red, white, and blue manicure. If you’re feeling ambitious, try to replicate the stars and stripes with an accent nail! 2. Buy...
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How Tom Hanks Almost Became My Dad
Big I caught something big. The tug on my line pulls me out of my chair. I hunch forward and attempt to reel in whatever beast had lassoed its tongue on my hook. I watch the rod bend into a semicircle,...
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This Video Reveals That Atheists Really Do Just Want To Eat Babies
You always knew it was true, that somewhere the true Atheists of the world, the pure breed were planning the destruction of the wholesome values that deep in your heart you still have some affection...
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23 Awkward Signs Instagram Has Completely Taken Over Your Life
Ella Ceron 1. You have, completely unironically, yelled at people to not touch their brunch plates so you can take an overhead photo of the spread. 2. …And have moved random candles and cups of water...
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Relax, Ladies: Why Ryan Gosling’s Baby Is A Good Thing
Listen, I get it — you wanted it to be your kid he was having. You wanted your eggs to be fertilized by his suave ass sperm. I don’t blame you. I’m straighter than a plate of chicken wings, but even I...
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If Men Got Periods: An Inner Monologue
In this installation of the timeless hypothetical WHAT IF MEN GOT THEIR PERIODS?! I understand that I am taking great leaps and bounds in terms of how exactly men would menstruate. I’m not sure of the...
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20 Somethings Every 20-Something Has
1. A chip on their shoulder from their past. 2. A bunch of strange notes in their iPhone — such as incomplete grocery lists and killer business ideas that will never be acted upon. 3. Junk mail lying...
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The 5 Most Socially Acceptable Addictions
1. Netflix Netflix, HBO Go, Hulu, whatever you snuggle up with before bed. And then continue snuggling with until it’s 3AM and you go to sleep pissed off because True Blood always ends on a...
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NYPD Denies Murder Quota
Yesterday, after another routine murder of a civilian by NYPD officers in Staten Island, many are asking the NYPD to answer for the suspiciously convenient timing of yesterday’s tragedy. “It’s weird,...
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